Cognitive WearablesMake You 1500% Smarter
Not streetwear. Not clothing. Educational tees that teach AI/ML concepts at skateboard bars. For those who actually learn instead of just looking smart.
*Disclaimer: No actual IQ gains guaranteed. But you'll look 1500% smarter while learning transformer architecture. Poser accusations not included.
Why Cognitive Wearables?
(I just made it up!)
Actually Educational
Real transformer diagrams. Actual neural network flows. Wear & learn. Not just looking smart—getting smarter.
Zero Chip Guarantee
100% organic fabric. No sensors. No tracking. No AI chips. Just pure cotton and neural network diagrams. Retro AF.
Sk8 Bar Approved
Tested at skateboard bars with actual bowls. Conversation starters. QR codes scannable mid-trick. Culture approved.
Featured Collection
Limited edition designs for Halloween and beyond
Self-Attention Tee
R$34.99
Cross-Attention Tee
R$34.99
Query-Key Matrix Tee
R$36.99
Value Matrix Tee
R$36.99
Back-Propagation (Blue)
R$34.99
Back-Propagation (Red)
R$34.99
Ask Anything Tee
R$29.99
ChatGPT 5 Pro Tee
R$32.99
Mic Icon Tee
R$27.99
Fluffy Creature Layers Tee
R$32.99
Fluffy Creature Y Tee
R$32.99
Large Language Model (Blonde)
R$39.99
Large Language Model B&W (Blonde)
R$39.99
Large Language Model (Brunette)
R$39.99
Large Language Model B&W (Brunette)
R$39.99
Information Theory Tee
R$31.99
Gossip Network Tee
R$31.99
Circular Node Graph Tee
R$33.99
Circular Node Graph (Small)
R$29.99
Data Cloud Cube Tee
R$33.99
Fresh Models Tee
R$29.99
Paris is a City Tee
R$36.99
Tunable Parameters Tee
R$34.99
Transformer Architecture Tee
R$39.99THE MODELS
Large Language Model Editions
BRUNETTE
Full Color Edition
BLONDE
Full Color Edition
"But aren't you just trying to look smart?"
Yeah. But also actually learning.
Look, we get it. Wearing a transformer architecture diagram doesn't make you Andrej Karpathy.
But when someone at the skate bar asks "wtf is that?", and you explain self-attention mechanisms while doing a kickflip?That's education.
Besides, in a future where everything has chips, sensors, and AI tracking—wearing 100% organic fabric with zero electronics is the real flex.
P.S. - If someone calls you a poser, offer to explain backpropagation. They'll leave you alone.
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Analytics • Device Fingerprinting
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